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versaceslut:

when the pizza guy delivers in under 30 minutes

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tokomon:

therealxtina:

I love scrubbing my tongue bc the deeper I scrub the more I choke which makes me feel like I’m a dirty whore gagging on master’s cock

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thegirldetective:

tordles:

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I just forgot I had my Bluetooth hooked up to the wireless portable speakers and I’m laying in my bed and the speakers are in the living room and I hit play on my phone and heard it play faintly in the silence of the night from the other room and I just about screamed from fear before I realized what was going on

cognitivedissonance:

lancrebitch:

snapsynapses:

panicatthehowelllester:

phunkyvanspam:

supercalifraginatural:

nerfherdersftw:

I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS

I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg

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When they panned to Benedict crying, my heart cried

Ok, so I’ve seen this on my dash several times in the past few months, and I’m tired of it: can we maybe NOT take the public struggles and triumphs of a black woman and make it all about a British white guy’s feelings? Like, I’m sorry, her speech wasn’t enough to make your heart cry until you saw Benedict Cumberbatch shedding tears over it? But seriously, if anything should have twisted the knife that Lupita’s speech had jammed into your heart, it was Chiwetel Ejiofor’s expression in the foreground. Compared to the the pain, the pride, the joy on that man’s face…if the white guy crying in the background was what got you, then you weren’t paying attention to what the woman said in the first place.

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Boom goes the dynamite

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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sidewalkhoochie:

let’s not forget this iconic vine tho


@ladygaga: It’s a Standard night #CheekToCheek

@ladygaga: It’s a Standard night #CheekToCheek